"GOD treats Souls I treat Google Symptoms” Vintage Nurse Humor Tee
"GOD treats Souls I treat Google Symptoms” Vintage Nurse Humor Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This lightweight cotton tee carries a calm, knowing humor — a soft white base with a muted ochre graphic that reads “God Treats Souls. I Treat Google Symptoms.” above a simple longhorn emblem. It feels like the coworker who’s seen every self‑diagnosed WebMD spiral and still greets each one with patience, grace, and a tiny smirk.
The ring‑spun cotton keeps things breathable through long clinic days, back‑to‑back appointments, or those marathon shifts where reassurance is just as important as vitals. The classic crew cut and neutral palette slide effortlessly into any scrub‑day rotation or casual weekend fit.
Understated artwork makes the message land gently — confident, compassionate, and just cheeky enough to let people know you balance faith, skill, and the occasional Google‑induced panic with steady hands and a grounded heart.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for everyday comfort
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean, smooth silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and reduce stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety
- DTF/DTG printed graphics with durable print placement on body and optional sleeve
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean