“I Triage Your Drama Before Your Trauma” Vintage Nurse/EMT Humor Tee
S / Dark Chocolate
$28.99
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This lightweight cotton tee carries a warm, wry voice — a clean white canvas with a mellow ochre graphic that reads “I TRIAGE YOUR DRAMA BEFORE YOUR TRAUMA” above a simple longhorn emblem. It feels like a friend who calmly sets priorities: steady, practical, and slightly amused. Wear it on clinic shifts, casual meetups, or long days when emotional triage is part of the job. The breathable ring-spun cotton and classic crew keep you comfortable through back-to-back appointments or errands. The muted palette and understated artwork blend easily into a neutral wardrobe while still making a confident, compassionate statement.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for everyday comfort
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean, smooth silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and reduce stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety
- DTF/DTG printed graphics with durable print placement on body and optional sleeve
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
“I Triage Your Drama Before Your Trauma” Vintage Nurse/EMT Humor Tee
$28.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for everyday comfort
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean, smooth silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and reduce stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety
- DTF/DTG printed graphics with durable print placement on body and optional sleeve
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean